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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Stephen King Better Watch His Ass

I guess THIS means they don't encourage creative writing classes in Kentucky.

William Poole, a high school junior from Kentucky, was taken into custody and charged with threatening to commit second-degree-felony terrorism for writing a story about a horde of zombies who wreak havoc in a school. It seems the boy's grandparents had been reading his journal, found a story he'd been writing for English class and promptly turned him in. According to a police detective, "Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function, it's a felony in the state of Kentucky." Based on that kind of reasoning, a judge raised Poole's bond from $1,000 to $5,000 after prosecutors requested it, citing the seriousness of the charge.


Not only are his grandparents just a little nuts for turning this stuff in but, hello(!) have they never heard of privacy? The kid is 17 (for pete's sake) and was using his imagination (*gasp*) to write a story. The horror. And what possessed them to run directly to the school with this anyway? He was writing it for an English class. Meaning he was probably going to turn it in eventually for a grade. This kid is apparently some sort of genius. Not only does he cleverly put his threats into the form of a story, but must have also somehow created an army of flesh eating zombies to carry out the attack. Ok, everybody, all together... Run around in circles and scream because the zombies are coming to eat your brains.

I swear, people do stupid stuff solely to give other people something to blog about.








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