Wednesday, August 04, 2004
*blech*
Ok, I don't know if this is just me or if it's normal or what (it's probably just me), but I hate buying toothpaste because I can NEVER remember what kind I like! There's like, 100 different toothpaste companies all with 50 different varieties. Whitening, fluoride, baking soda, sensitive teeth, peroxide, coffee drinkers... Then there's (disgusting disgusting) toothpaste and the (much preferred) toothgel, and of course the (could totally do without) paste/gel mix. And we can't forget about the 9 billion different flavors there are now. ...Including CITRUS! Have toothpaste flavor creators never had orange juice after they just brushed? Sadistic bastards. Anyway, the reason I'm posting about this is because I just brushed my teeth with some crap toothpaste that my boyfriend picked up yesterday and realized that it's even more gross today than it was yesterday. I thought to myself, "Self, what the hell is that disgusting substance in your mouth?" Then I thought, "Why, it's a paste/gel mix (...I think...) made by........ um....... some toothpaste company." Actually, judging from the way it tastes, I'm pretty sure it's composed of 50% peppermint flavored foam and 50% ass flavored fluoride... produced by a manure company. Anyway, so then I realized that I should know the answer to that seemingly simple question. One would think that if you use something 3 times a day, minimum, you would at least take a glance at it once, right?
Guess I'm not much for details.
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