Friday, April 30, 2004
.:it so got what it deserved:.
Ew ew ew f-ing EW! I am so annoyed right now. I got out of the shower and immediately proceeded to walk (ok, run) straight out of the room. There was a monstrous wasp on the mirror. Hello?! Bathroom. Personal Time. No wasps allowed! So here I was stalking this ugly ass flying, stinging intruder wearing only a towel... and it goes into the damn vent. There was no way I was willing to let it live, let alone hang out, so I wait.... and wait....and get dressed... and wait. Finally it comes out and I bravely storm in and smack it with the fly-swatter. Which, due to crappy fly-swatter-ness, just pissed it off and sent it into a frenzy. After a few seconds it calmed down and I was able to smack at it again... and cripple it a little. *Damn.Stupid.Fly-swatter.* Seeing that I was getting NOWHERE with that dollar store piece of crap, I grabbed the hairspray and proceeded to spray it to death. I don't know if it's like bug-spray or if it just makes them to sticky to move or what, but I know from experience that it works everytime.
But just to make sure, I smashed it with a candle... repeatedly.
Yeah, who's the beyotch now?
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